darkmarkburning:

Always Remembered

Luna Lovegood

rneerkat:

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

oh

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

Hard women - Disney edition: Inspired by (X) 

slang101:

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFULLY VULNERABLE!!

#the BEST thing about this parallel is that #even though scott and allison are canonically in a relationship #and derek and stiles JUST BARELY tolerate each other #scott only just tells allison to run#keeping his eyes on the enemy #only sparing her that one word of warning #MEANWHILE #derek fucking hale #badass number one #COMPLETELY TURNS HIS BACK #AND PHYSICALLY #PUSHES STILES AWAY #which is a rookie move and he suffers the consequences immediately after #but the point is scott doesnt turn to look at the girl he’s in love with and trying to protect #but derek totally swivels to create a barrier for a boy we’re supposed to believe he doesn’t give a damn about #jeff davis tried so hard to write an incredible and touching love story for scott and allison #but in the background an even more beautiful love story grew without his even trying

armenian-rhapsody:

By far the cutest little guy on the USS Enterprise

joanwatsonias:

elementarygifed:

“As if men had a monopoly on murder.”

• #scenes that made me even gayer

subite-vene-in-orem:

candied-two-fold:

novemberrain93:

Guys what if the reason Sam grew to be taller than Dean was because he was the one who got to eat while Dean had to sit by and starve so his little brother wouldn’t be hungry; therefore not getting enough nourishment to grow. He’s still tall as fuck though.

SLOW DOWN THERE SATAN

then there’s dean’s bowlegs: “If a child is sickly (…) or is improperly fed, the bowed condition may persist. [x]”

freshman-takeover:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEIR WIVES WERE SOO ENJOYING IT.

shaggydoge:

this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”